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Sunday, October 5, 2008

10/4/08: Get your daily Palin humor here!

The Great Debate on SNL.
This is hilarious! They are just dead on with the lampooning - all the things the mainstream media can't/won't say!



And here's another of those things that would be really funny if this lightweight wasn't half a heartbeat (and an election, thank god) away from being the next President. Just when you thought 8 years of Bush and "nu kular" was about all you could take:

Sarah’s Pompom Palaver

Here's some of her non-answers from the "debate" in Dowd's words:
Talking at the debate about how she would “positively affect the impacts” of the climate change for which she’s loath to acknowledge human culpability, she did a dizzying verbal loop-de-loop: “With the impacts of climate change, what we can do about that, as governor, I was the first governor to form a climate change subcabinet to start dealing with the impacts.” That was, miraculously, richer with content than an answer she gave Katie Couric: “You know, there are man’s activities that can be contributed to the issues that we’re dealing with now, with these impacts.”

Huh? and again, huh?

Her answer to what she'd do about the nuclear race:
“Nuclear weaponry, of course, would be the be-all, end-all of just too many people in too many parts of our planet.” (Mostly the end-all.)

And I "reared my head" and howled at this part:
When she was asked by Couric if she’d ever negotiated with the Russians, the governor replied that when Putin “rears his head” he is headed for Alaska. Then she uttered yet another sentence that defies diagramming: “It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there.”
Reared heads reared themselves again at the debate, when she said that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac “were starting to really kind of rear the head of abuse.”

Finally, I liked Dowd's finish:
Palin .. uses a heck of a lot of language to praise herself as a fresh face with new ideas who has “joined this team that is a team of mavericks.” True mavericks don’t brand themselves.

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